He came at night
explored my body
got on top of me
touched me
he bit,
sucked,
swallowed.
when he was satisfied
he left
i was hurt..

STUPID MOSQUITO!!

Nanalo na si MORALES, na announce na sa CNN, napanuod ko kanina, hindi siya nahirapan sa kalaban niya. Mabuhay si MORALES and bagong presidente ng BOLIVIA.

*this one i find annoying..grrr..

how would you know if a guy truly loves you?

it's when you scream, he's calm
when you slap him, he kisses you
when you cry, he hugs you
and when you tell him you hate him, he tells you I LOVE YOU!

Bad new! Read People's Tonight...

Disqualified si MANNY PACQUIAO! His blood and urine were found positive for drugs.


Puro ALAXAN..!! :)

*another one of those annoying pacquiao jokes prior to his match when almost every filipino is on edge.

smiling is a sign of good mood
laughing is a sign of happiness
praying is a sign of good faith
choosing me as you're friends is a sign of... syempre good taste!:-)

the world doesnt need more mountains to climb more seas ro cross, or more stars to shine...what the world needs is only more of you and your smile!! :)

at the funeral...
ERAP: tara Jinggoy umalis na tayo.
JINGGOY: eh kararating pa lang natin ah!
ERAP: naku mahirap ng maiwan. basahin mo: Remains will be cremated! :)

*i love Erap jokes. in high school i borrowed this book of erap jokes and it had me laughing for days. i even brought it home and shared the jokes with my father who needed a good laugh.

courage isn't having the strength to go on. it's going on when you dont have the strength. keep up the good fight of faith and never lose the courage to go on.

young guy with green, red and blue hair to an old man staring at him.
"whatsamater oldie? never done anything wild?"
OLDMAN: "made love to a peacock once, wondrin if youre my son!"

*youth vs wisdom

pag may kasalanan ka sa nanay mo...wag kang matakot makinig ka lang at pag sinabi niyang "punyeta ka! litse! kang! bataa ka! buwisit!"
ito lang sabihin mo sa kanya! "char!" :)

*wonder how mother would react if after all her substantial sermon i will say back, "charr"!

kung nag GAY SPEAK lang sana sina GMA at GARCI, eh di sana walang gulo ngayon..

GMA: halloo gracia!
GARCI: yes mother! nachukchak ko na po yong mga chuva ek ek!
GMA: bonggacious! eh yung mga tienes tienes, carry na ba?
GARCI: winnie santos mama, wiz na worry! eclavou na ever!
GMA: ang tarush! o xa, babush! :)

do not look back with grief over the past, for it's gone and don't be troubled about the future for it is yet to come. live in the present and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering.